Come One, Come All!

Free admission to the tent!

No minimum purchase. No children, pets, hides or furs taken in trade. No fondling of the merchandise or staff members. If you must drool, please use one of the bibs provided. Credit cards are gladly taken and often returned. Cash accepted with proper ID. If dissatisfied, return any unused portion of our product and we will return any unused portion of your money. We stand behind our products, that's the safest place with any gun. The bearded lady, the tattooed monkey and Jo Jo the dog faced boy will be appearing at various times throughout the day. (The restraining order just isn't working.)